The drunk pair were in full view of passers-by including a girl of ten and were filmed on CCTV — with his trousers round his ankles, a court heard.
Phillipa Botting and Gareth Healey, both 23, admitted outraging public decency in the foyer of a Lloyds TSB open for early-evening cashpoint withdrawals.
A woman and her niece, ten, saw them and the “very upset” child said: “I can see his long skinny thing and floppy bits.”
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