A British couple who were hoping to have a ball at their wedding got more than they bargained for when a man barged into the church and cut off both of his own.
The couple, whose names were not released, were getting ready to tie the knot when the intruder made his way into the chapel to put a new spin on the "in sickness" part of the vows by taking a pair of scissors and slicing off his own testicles.
One of the guests told a reporter, "When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles."
The man was taken to the hospital for observation, and was listed in fair condition. (Brentwood Weekly News)