klinger@project961.com

How about this: Klinger is SO smart. He's like, that SMART guy, you know? He hosts a really cool afternoon radio show and is also very awesome. He feels good about his skills because they are unbeatable, and that brings him a lot of confidence. As a result he is over confident, and if anything could stop him it might be that. He'll be, like, at the edge of a cliff, and because of his great skills and awesome ideas he'll have this false sense of security, thinking 'yeah, as if I COULDN'T fly.' Later, people will say hey, look at that crumpled mess of bloody flesh below the cliff, I bet it used to have AWESOME skills.